Joke1

"Daddy," said a six-year-old boy, "I'd like to getmarried."

"Sure, son." said his father. "Anyone special inmind?"

"Yes," answered the boy. "Grandma."

"Now, wait a minute," said his father.

"You don't think I'd let you marry my mother, doyou!!"

"Why not?" the boy asked. "You married mine."